Covid causes penis to shrink by nearly 2 inches!

Man claims COVID-19 made his penis shrink!

Some studies have linked COVID-19 to erectile dysfunction

Urologists United for Vaccination Education put out a PSA claiming that men with COVID-19 are six times more likely to develop erectile dysfunction.

“Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I’ve lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average.”

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Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, confirmed to the podcast hosts that “COVID d— is like a real thing.”

An Italian study last year found that 28% of men who contracted COVID-19 experienced issues with erectile dysfunction, while only 9.33% of men who hadn’t contracted COVID-19 experienced the same issue.  

NOTE: Many celebrity men like Tom Hanks, Hugh Grant, Ellen DeGeneres, Prince William and Chris Cuomo have contracted the penis melting disease!

To the dismay of their wives and sex partners, There appears to be no cure for these men to date. However, many women do claim that size does not truly matter. We do not have definitive proof that women really feel this way though. Doctors do suggest various penis lengthening exercise could boost these men’s self esteem



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